Guaranteed Gold! 

Gizmo's Gold Bearing Paydirt! 

Guaranteed Gold-

No Set Amount OF Gold

Howdy do, y'all! Welcome to my He, He gold shop... My name is Gizmo the gold miner, I've searched the world for the finest gold bearing paydirt to sell to my family and friends. Now available to the public, you too can buy some of my rarest flakes, nuggets, and paydirt right here.

Every Bag of Gizmo's Paydirt Will Contain 20k-23k of real Gold miners Flakes & Pickers...

1lb Bag 

Only $29.00

"There's Gold, I tell ya, GOLD! He, He, He, Dag-nabbit, Gold."

Y'all come back now! Ya hear?